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March 04, 2007

MySpace Fun & Games

So today this guy contacts me and he is really pissed because I deleted him from my friends list. Now he can't leave comment gems like, "roses they are red and violets they are blue hi i say to you." Normally I wouldn't have even replied to his rude message, but this time I couldn't resist for the sake of this post. Enjoy.

He Says: i went to stop by your site and found out that we are no longer friends. i guess i'll have to put the plans for meeting for a drink at maddies on hold. what happened did you meet another guy? better than me? as if that's possible. no wait let me guess. you're playing hard to get. well here's a hint. you're supposed to do that after we meet. later, rob

Lizzy's Reply: Well you caught me. Yes I deleted you, I confess. Do you really want to know what goes on inside the head of a woman? OK I'll tell you. I see your age right? (He is 41) And then I look at your profile and I see all these twenty year old "hot" chicks and I think- YUK! Why do average looking Joes like you always think that super model is right around the corner waiting to snag you? Well here's a hint- she's not. As for your PLANS to meet at Maddies for a drink...those plans were in your head, because I prefer coffee houses.

Ciao!

AverageJoe.jpg
The Average Joe himself and I think I'm being generous.

Posted by Liz at March 4, 2007 09:53 AM




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Posted by: julie  |  March 4, 2007 12:55 PM

here's a little poem for joe:

roses are red
violets are blue
loser is the word
to describe you



Posted by: Liz  |  March 4, 2007 04:11 PM

HAHA! Julie, I love how you said I gave him an exit interview. :D



Posted by: Dave  |  March 4, 2007 07:08 PM

So the guy likes 20 yr old hot chicks, so what? And actually any "average joe" could get those said chicks, with the right attitude. It's not all about appearance. But I think the way this guy talked to you in the message, he lacks something and is almost turning himself down.

"better than me? as if that's possible."

I sense vanity and desperation.



Posted by: julie  |  March 5, 2007 12:45 AM

you're right, dave, "it's not all about appearance" for 20-something hot girls. if a 20-something hot girl is on your arm, it's pretty much only because you make a lot of money, drive a flashy car, and are willing to spend a ton of money on them. so don't lose hope -- if you're just average looking, you still have a shot in hell in bagging some hot 20-something ass, provided you're in the right economic bracket. good luck !



Posted by: Liz  |  March 5, 2007 08:20 AM

Right on Julie! lol



Posted by: Liz  |  March 5, 2007 08:25 AM

Dave- Your right it's not all about appearence for me but apparently it is for this 40+ year old guy. That's what turned me off about his profile. Him and I never met and barely commented to one another so when I deleted him he should have been a gentleman and let it go. Instead I get some message I would expect from a 17-year old. What a wuss! I love it when a guy shows you who he is right off the bat. You know I'm all about not wasting good lipgloss. :D