Bitches rule! Photo courtesy of Allison Arngrim's amazing site

No resolutions just the courage of convictions

If you have been slighting in 2005-

Then you may be in for an unexpected surprise.

No one will wait for you to get it together

Pick up your pace, we haven't got forever.

If we haven't conversed in the past 24-

Really and truly, don't darken my door.