Me and The Divine Ms. Jimmi photo by: Liz Fine

Holiday quote..."It's hard being a diamond in a rhinestone world."

Last night I saw the most hysterical holiday show courtesy of Philly's own Dumpsta Playas. Usually around the holidays I find myself sitting at a concert with music by Handel and while I love that, Dumpstas was a refreashing change of pace. The stage, the lights and the tremendous actors brought to life the thrills of a dysfunctional family Christmas. If you are in the Philadelphia area don't miss their next live performance on Feb. 15, 2006.

This year I can expecially relate to dysfuntional family Christmas'. My brother's "girlfriend" is already threathening to tell our entire family off if we say anything to her that she doesn't like. Whoa! This should be fun huh? I can't wait to see what this class act deems inappropriate. They both have already announced that they don't want to exchange gifts. Why are they coming over for Christmas again? More on that drama as it unfolds but if you don't read about it here, look for us on Jerry Springer- Raw.

Speaking of a great family drama, I hear the Brown Family Christmas caused quite a stir when Bobby Brown announced on his holiday special that there was no Santa. Why would anyone let their children watch this show anyway? The Brown's are so ghetto fabulous though aren't they?

Tonight's events- Have dinner with Christina and exchange gifts in an attempt to grab a little saniety before the crazy people set in. Jeanna bailed on us because she is under the weather. GET WELL SOON JEANNA, YOU BITCH! XOXO

Dumpstas' doing their thang photo by: Liz Fine

I'll need a few apple martini's this Christmas, Cheers! photo by: unknown