He was probably holding on just to spite them after all those years of work trying to bring the Church of England back into the fold has come to nothing, so why not shaft the leader before I go? thought the Pope. Well it worked after announcing nothing will change Chas then says ‘ok move it forward one day’ but Queenie holds out for a six MONTH wait (give her more time to talk the idiot boy out of it…) so there are a string of conflicting press releases alongside news pieces about poor shopkeepers who are packed to the gills with wedding merchandise from tea towels and mugs to ……well, bigger tea towels and mugs all with the wrong date (personality I would have hired a bunch of immigrants with permanent markers to cross out the wedding and put ‘POPE DIES’ on the crap – the photo of Camilla works just as well as the Popes death mask) If they hold out for a hundred years it might still come good.

The event was P*** poor with little support or public interest in the wedding of two ancient adulterers who have been shagging since God was a boy with the hardest job being the news crews trying to drown out the boos from the crowd (I use that term loosely) and as to her taking the title Duchess of Cornwall?

Forgive my ignorance of protocol but when you marry a person of title and you inherit theirs the senior title is the one you must be known by. Chas is the Duke of Cornwall but more than that he is a Prince – the Prince of Wales. That makes Camilla Princess of Wales – just like the woman whose husband she was having an affair with and now has taken her position. In taking a lesser title their guilt is manifest – if all was well and you were secure in your actions then why not take the big title? Not that I hold much of a candle for dear, dead, Di but it was interesting to note that in the service following the wedding (the bit the Queen felt able to attend ) they had to renounce their sins – not something you normally see the royals forced to do and perhaps a requirement from the church or they would not go through with the charade.
All in all it was a cheap, threadbare attempt that was badly planned (even I knew for the past few months the Pope was to pop off at any minute so this was a bad time to make plans) and poorly communicated. The populace was expected to do what they were told and listen to their ‘betters’

When the Queen goes expect the wheels to fall off the state carriage, no shot for the 21 gun salute and Duchess/Princess Cammy late for the planting due to measuring for new carpets and thumbing through the IKEA catalogue back at the palace