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November 20, 2004

It’s my (birthday) party and I’ll cry if I want to…

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Dear _____

Thank you very much for my Birthday card and present. I did enjoy the witty remark you wrote saying (21 AGAIN! /breast wishes on your birthday/ I put a 50 in this card – if it’s not there the mailman has it).

Your gift of a _______ is very much appreciated and I am sure will bring me many hours of (fun/frustration/diarrhoea). It will be taking pride of place on my (mantelpiece/in the trash/in my big box of porn).

I will be (spending the day at home with the family/drawing up lists of people I intend to kill/trying to get a two-for–one Birthday deal with some 5 dollar ho’s) if you wish to celebrate with me, be assured I would love to share (a birthday drink/a crack pipe/herpes) in honour of the day!

With thanks form your (sponger relative/tolerated friend/barley acknowledged work college you wish to impress with your generosity)

Tony

Yes – this is my birthday weekend, along with my brother and my nephew coincidentally as we all have birthdays on or near the 20th. You are all invited to VIP area at IKON/DIVA tonight for the party (my nephew runs the joint bless him!)

Posted by Tony at November 20, 2004 05:32 AM




Feedback:

Posted by: Liz  |  November 20, 2004 12:11 PM

Happy Birthday Tony!! Now lets see this means that you are a Scorpio. A water sign to my fire.


General Description:
Your motto might be "What is hidden is more interesting than what is obvious." You are the detectives of the zodiac. Your magnetic personality draws others to you. But you can also be secretive yourself, for you learn early on that when you express everything, others may be scared by the power of your feelings. You desperately want to have someone to merge with your feelings, but can become cold and withdrawn when hurt in love. You have the magic to light up the dark, but sometimes you would benefit by looking at the positive side of things rather than going into the darkness at all.



Posted by: Tony  |  November 21, 2004 07:54 AM

That’s not bad! I sound like a poet…(he swoons, achingly) – or perhaps a Goth!!

Thank you for my card ;)


Posted by: Curator  |  November 24, 2004 11:00 AM

Happy Bday! Have a tall 1ne on me u guys.

Happy Holidaze.