This month's PMS has been especially annoying. The two biggest highlights include a craving for chocolate, and tearfulness. This morning I found myself channel surfing and landing on MTV's Ashlee Simpson show. When nubile little Ashlee discusses living in sister Jessica's near perfect shadow, I was balling my eyes out. UGH! This spoiled rotten kid Ashlee is annoying, why am I blubbering? It's not just moist eyes, its is the sniffing and sobbing brand of crying! It's not rational, it's simply PMS. Chocolate desserts aren't safe around me and either is the box of klennex.

Dig in!