THEY CAUGHT HIM! They finally caught that crazy, militant bastard! We can all feel safer today. Who did we capture, Osma Bin Missing? Oh hell no. He is still languishing in a cave somewhere. Why the US government has finally captured that menace, Bobby Fischer, former world chess champion. That's right, he was apprehended in Japan, current vacation spot of our very own Aussie Nicole. That's one more genius chess player off the streets, again making America safe for our children! *Music swells in the background*

It's Your Move

!Check out the film, Searching For Bobby Fischer, starring Ben Kinsley.